The following lessons India learnt from the so called Past T20 world cup 2009..

Sorry Friends could not write for two days as i was not in a mood after Indias defeat.But was there any need of writing?NO.. we all know how badly we lost and were thrown out of the competition. If you needed some more masala news then you should have tuned India TV on, such a senseless,useless,comedy,pakaav and what not NEWS channel also when comes to Indias and Mahis comments makes some relevant points,its so easy as even our ten year old chotu can comment on Dhoni and how badly India lost.
I think Dhoni must start praying India Tv along with God as his carrier looks fully in their hands.(it does not mean that i follow India Tv,someone should ban that stupid channel).
The inside news is that the glasses of Dhoni's new house are stone proof, so that's why he looked less worried during presentation.

The only thing interesting in two of the India's matches was the introduction part of Yusuf Pathan "Hi I am Yusuf Pathan and my Nick name is Yusuf Pathan" i am sure some of his fellow cricketers must have made a popat of him.

Apart from this the only thing India gained from these matches is 'lessons'and the good thing is that they have already forgot the world cup like sore grapes and have started thinking about the upcoming westindies tour..

The following lessons India learnt from the so called Past T20 world cup 2009..

1.Mahi should leave cricket and chose the right carrier options may be in Bollywoods support staff. I have also heard he has updated his resume with Monster.com and Naukri.com. and Bipasha has again joined back john in the morning workouts and she no more tells "do you wanna do it again".
2.Ishant Sharma should consult Mahi for the best job provider.
3.Raina should bowl regularly and should personally go and write his name with permanent marker on score book at the number three position.
4.Rohit Sharma should come back to his original position and continue to play as a match winner.
5.Sehwag should getwell soon as he seems to be the one man army.
6.Jadeja shoud start eating more and should workout a couple of hours more in jym to atleast clear the 15 yards circle.
7.R.P.Singh to play the chatu role with captain in order to be regularly in the side.
8.Gambhir should start practicing how to get out in the nets especially when his team and country men wants him to get out(match me tikly phodna chod de). and should better concentrate on teams scores rather than his personal scores.
9.Zaheer should consult a good doctor before coming back in the side.
10.Dinesh Kartik should start practicing keeping wickets for India as Dhoni is changing his line
11.Usuf Pathan should join a good English speaking class and stop relying on his teammates.
12. Garry Kirsten should stat finding some other team if he wants to be named as a better coach. or if continued with India ask them to join the practice sessions more than the shooting sessions.
13. Kumble to go back to his cricket and forget building his carrier in commentary box if he doesn't wants to make the audience asleep during the match.
14. England's spectator should start supporting England in their home country.
15. Harsha Bhogle should shave off the artificial hair if he wants the audence to control their laugh. some say that he has transplanted his .....(beeeep)hair on his head and has also adviced verendra shehwagh to do so... so now you know why veeru was sent back in middle..